I live in the trees, I'm an ocelot. One day I found the vine of the gods and that's how I became alchemyocelot. It also gave me a LAN connection to the internet.
I'm not sure what the surprise was. I think it was just me popping up suddenly from under your desk. I'm sure you'll giggle to yourself as you make up reasons for how I came to be there
I so seldom enter my profile on deviant I didn't see your comments here, lol. I do plan doing something with my account at some point. I'm not sure what though...